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Back when I was a little bolder, and perhaps a little less ashamed to be a blubbering fan, I used to email people whose Internet work I enjoyed and pimp out my little comic. Here are some of the responses I found while I was recovering some of my old mail archives. Hopefully these people won’t mind the violation of their privacy, but I wanted to boast and didn’t feel like I could wait until after I die.

Dorothy Gambrell of Cat and Girl

I used to like to ask people how they drew their comic, as if I could somehow relate. Years later Dorothy and I were interviewed in the same book, but she’s still more talented than ten of me.

Date: Tue, 07 Aug 2001 17:23:49 -0400 (EDT)
To: Zole
From: Dorothy Gambrell
Subject: Re: That comic you draw

oh, well thanks. i had no idea i was still in the planetcartoonist list, actually.

i draw with the olde-timey (and time-consuming) pencil, pen, eraser, white-out method. After I scan it in I clean it up a bit, and the word bubbles/panels/greys are all done in photoshop.

so, yeah. glad you like it. especially as you’re a fellow member of the burgeoning marginalized interweb cartoonist association.

dorothy

Matt Groening’s assistant

From what I’ve heard Matt goes to Comic-Con and regularly buys books from up-and-coming talent, so maybe I should have aimed higher. But I couldn’t afford to go to San Diego.

Date: Wed, 27 Mar 2002 21:48:13 -0800
To: Zole
From: Sondra Gatewood
Subject: Re:

Hi Michael-

Thanks for your interest in Life in Hell.

And yes, sadly, the last Life in Hell book published was The Huge Book.

More sadly, there is no Official Life in Hell website as of this moment. I have been nagging Mr. G. for several years to let me get one going, but we are at an impasse — if we do one Matt wants it to be spectacular (which means expensive.) I’m willing to settle for less just to have one.

And there you have it.

I’m trying to put some ideas together for the next book — so there is nothing in the works as of this moment.

Thank you for your interest in Life in Hell.

–
Sondra Gatewood
Executive Hellcat and Proud Peacenik
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
“The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.” - Proust

Tycho of Penny Arcade

Some early validation, on this strip.

Date: Wed, 1 Aug 2001 13:51:50 -0700
To: “Zole”
From: “(CW)Tycho Brahe”
Subject: Re: That Linux craziness!

your comic for today is a god damned riot.

This is who they got to play Chun Li in the new Street Fighter movie? I don’t know. I’m not really pulling a Chun Li vibe here.

I complain too much about things that bug me, so in the interest of being described with an adjective other than “cantankerous”, I’m now going to talk about something I like.

Fat-free Fig Newtons! I’ve just discovered I love them. The fig part is nice, but what I really dig is the cake portion, which has just the right chewy, obviously-mass-produced texture.

I’m late to the Fig Newton party because the TV commercials that ran circa 1990, when I was an impressionable youth, were ridiculous. As I recall, they were all variations on the assertion that Fig Newtons are not cookies. And? Broccoli florettes aren’t cookies, either. That’s why I don’t like them.

I’m glad I decided to mention this, too, because in doing my thirty seconds of research I found out that Fig Newtons, like all good things, came from the Boston area. I always assumed there was an Isaac Newton connection, but nope, it’s named after Newton, Massachusetts, where I used to work.

Everyone has their pet peeves, things that drive them crazy more than they can justify rationally. Mine is when people say “jive” when they mean “jibe”. What’s the difference? From Common Errors in English:

“Jibe” means “to agree,” but is usually used negatively, as in “the alibis of the two crooks didn’t jibe.” The latter word is often confused with “jive,” which derives from slang which originally meant to treat in a jazzy manner (“Jivin’ the Blues Away”) but also came to be associated with deception (“Don’t give me any of that jive”).

Seems pretty straightforward to me, but I see people saying “that doesn’t jive with X” on the Internet fairly often. So following the old adage “it’s better to start a microblog than curse the darkness”, I bring you Jive Suckas on Twitter, a catalog of jive sightings in the wild. (You can follow it there or on the sidebar of this blog.)

I should clarify that I’m not trying to shame people who get it wrong (maybe just a little). I don’t mind when it crops up in somebody’s personal blog or a forum thread, but if you’re getting paid to write for a blog, or trying to produce professional-quality writing, you are fair game! In fact, what bugs me is that smart people who are good writers make this mistake all the time. So I’m doing this to Raise Awareness, like all those people I went to college with who never changed squat.

Why does the jive thing bug me so much? Definitions change, after all. Someone on the Joel on Software message board pointed out:

I would guess that “jibe” came first (with this meaning), and people started mis-hearing it as “jive”. In fifty years, the dictionary will probably define them as synonyms. Words do change their meanings, and this is one way it happens.

OK, sure, but in the meantime I think we should use agreed-upon definitions for words and call things what they are. I’m not a “grammar Nazi”, I’m an accuracy enthusiast. To quote Common Errors again:

You have the right to express yourself in any manner you please, but if you wish to communicate effectively, you should use nonstandard English only when you intend to, rather than fall into it because you don’t know any better.

That’s my deal, basically. If you really have a good reason for saying jive when the word is actually jibe, go with God! But if you’re going on a hazy understanding, then come on, pro bloggers — we can do better!

While we’re at it, for a far broader examination of this sort of thing, check out The Eggcorn Database, which catalogs spurious expressions like “for all intensive purposes”, phrases which ought to get you suspended from the Internet.

Jake Shimabukuro on the ukulele:

Lemon Demon on the keytar (video is a fan-made mélange of images from MS Paint Adventures):

And, of course, the Wu-Tang Clan (video is one of those dumb YouTube things where someone just sticks a still image in there):